100 funniest Tūnga Whakahōunga

Titiro tonu Facebook kaiwhakamahi mō ngā karere mana rorirori, me te pukukata ki te whakahou ki te hanga ratou pūkete pāhekoheko, me te ātaahua. Tenei ko te rārangi o runga 100 funniest whakahōunga tūnga Facebook whakairi e ngā kaiwhakamahi i huri noa i te ao ki te tiki i te tupuhi rite / tākupu huaki ratou pūkete. Haaputuhia tēnei rārangi te i runga i te maha toharite o momo / kōrero ia whakahou tūnga.

1. ngā I iti te mahara ki ahau.

2. matakitaki ahau Titanic: Pea e kore e patua te reira i te huka tenei wa.

3. mate toku hoa mate huka i roto i tona moe. Wareware ahau ki te hiahia a ia '' moe reka. ''

4. ingoa waenganui tangata katoa o kia, whakatara ... tamata i te reira. E kore e tangi te reira na nui?

5. taime e rorirori ka ui te koati pango koe ki te tika i te penehinu kiri tae.

6. Kaua koutou e titiro ake i roto i te whakaata, me te reira huakore tika katoa tou ra?

7. , e taea e aroha a Ihu ahau te waina. Kia pehea te e pā ana ki te tīmata koe tahuri wai ki hau?

8. Ki te koe i dude me e te reira nui atu i te 20 hēkona ki te tango atu koutou patiti no te mea te reira raru ... kei a koutou takatāpui!

9. ka haere ahau ki te roa nui ki te hamuhamu ētahi atu whakaaro mō pākahiko, i mua i ka haere ahau i roto i ki te hoko mea hou.

10. Mama: tou whaea keke nui noa haere atu. LOL

Ahau: He aha te mea e rorirori?

Mama: Ehara i te rorirori aha e te tikanga a koutou?

Ahau: LOL Māmā te auraa kata i roto i nui!

Mama: Aue, e toku pai! Tonoa ahau e ahau i whakaaro ki te katoa auraa rota o te aroha te reira. Kua ahau ki te karanga katoa hoki oh te Atua.

11. Ka whai Kōtiro 30 tuhinga pānuihia me te tuku tonu "ki te Tangata e kōrero ki te"

12. A, no te whawhai toku kaumeá me ahau, whakakikī ahau te tihi ki nga oko, me te pounamu i roto i te whare. Just kia taea e ahau te mea "Aue yeah, e hiahia ana koe ki ahau NOW, tuari i?"

13. E hiahia ana ahau ki te hanga i tētahi pūkete Facebook a ka waiho i te ingoa tangata pera, ina kite ahau i te iwi pōhēhē poauau whakairi, ka taea e rite ahau te reira. A ka mea te reira taata e pai tenei.

14. kua hemo pea e ahau he tau mārō o toku ora titiro noa ki te pouaka.

15. * Kua hipa te karanga *

* Waea hoki *

* Kāore he whakautu *

He aha? I mate koutou i roto i te 3 hēkona?

16. mahara toku kaumeá ahau he Stalker ... Well, e kore ia te rite toku kaumeá tika ano.

17. Aue, ka taea e koe te whakaingoa katoa inu koe e ia inapo? I koe mārama kia haurangi.

18. Tokotaha hoa ki te tangata i runga i Facebook, me te amuamu te mea whakairi ratou he rite te karanga te tangata, me te korero ratou kahore ahau e hiahia ana ki te kōrero ki a koutou.

19. Room ki tonu i te iwi e kore koutou e mohio ki. Whakaahua koe ki te kuputuhi.

20. hoa: e kino ana ahau, ina, whawhati te iwi ratou pongaponga.

Ahau: * crack * * crack * te aha? * Anganga * * anganga * pouri e kore ahau i rongo koutou.

21. e rite ahau ki te whakawhetai ki toku ringa, hoki tonu te i te taha. Toku waewae, no te tautoko tonu i ahau me oku maihao ... no te mea e ahau e taea e tatau ki runga ki a ratou i nga wa katoa.

22. E aroha ana ahau te mahi mea poauau i roto i tūmatanui, me te kore e hoatu i te Fuck no te mea ahau ki te pai oku hoa.

23. E kore e taea e ahau te feruri i roto ki te te ora haere ahau i te ngana ana ki te rere ahau i runga i ranei.

24. * te noho te kāinga *

Kia kua ahau, kua puta.

* Haere i roto i *

Kia kua ahau i noho whare.

25. E kino ana ahau i te reira, no te atu moe ahau i runga i toku ra, me te whai iti noa te wā ki te mahi i tetahi mea.

26. Ki te korerotia e koutou ki ahau e haere koe ki te moe, me te 10 meneti i muri mai e ahau e kite koutou i runga i Facebook, tino matau ahau.

27. E kino ana ahau, ina au e kai ahau totokore, me he rite 'te 5 nga wahi whakamutunga' e kore e taea e koe te hopu i ahau! ''

28. E kore e ahau a tae noa mohio 75% o te iwi Ahau hoa ki runga i Facebook. He aha, ka, e ahau te tiki kia riri, ina kite ahau i haere e kua tatau toku hoa ki raro i te kotahi?

29. AKAPEEA TE inu TEA HOT

1. Hanga kapu o te tea

2. SIP tea

He wera rawa 3. Tea

4. Kia tea hauhautanga

5. wareware whai koe i te kapu o te tea

30. Ko e taime rorirori ka ta te tangata "hi" ka mea koe "whakawhetai pai"

31. E kore ahau e kawe tonu i nga terehia katoa i runga i tetahi ringa, engari ka meatia e ahau ... oku mau taviri e i roto i te pute he.

32. taime e rorirori, ina e te takitaki i koe ia koe i roto i te matapihi o tetahi pereoo, me te ite i reira te tangata i roto.

33. * * * Ka haere ki kīhini * * He whakatūwhera i mātao * * titiro roto * * faaru'ei ringa kau * pokaia

34. Kaua e manukanuka ki koroheketanga, e kore e muri i te reira i te roa.

35. Ākonga: Kia tangata tiki i roto i te raru mo te tahi mea kihai i meatia e ratou?

Kaiako: O te akoranga e kore.

Ākonga: He pai, kihai i meatia e ahau i toku mahi kāinga.

36. Ko te ara pai ki te whakairi ake i runga i te tangata ko te ki te mahi i te reira i roto i te waenganui o koutou ake rerenga kōrero. Mahi i taua ara ratou e whakaaro tika koutou ngaro.

37. Hoki i toku ra, i matou ki te mahara tau waea, me te hoatu iwi tohutohu, me te kore e kia tīmata ahau i runga i te mokoweri.

38. mahara ahau, no te mea i toku waea tawhito Nokia i ahau pūhiko iti auraa te reira i ahau 2 nga ra ki te kitea he rihi.

39. Ka tohutohutia koutou waea 5 meneti i mua i waiho koutou, no te mea whakaaro koutou, ka meinga te reira i te taa-.

40. ahau: ko hiakai ahau.

Mātao: e kore ahau e tiaki.

Te Rūnanga: e kore LoL e titiro mai ki ahau.

Tio: Lmao rite koe tio?

41. karanga ahau toku rangatira tenei ata, ka mea, "E kore e haere mai ahau i roto i tenei ra, e kore e tīmata i te pereoo"

"He aha e pā ana ki te pahi?" Ka ui ia.

Ka mea ahau, "kihai i hokona e ahau he pasi."

42. peti ahau ki te taea e kuri kōrero, e riro i te kupu tuatahi i roto i o ratou mangai "whaikupu koe kai e?"

43. A, no te ani manihini to outou hoa ki a koe te haere i roto i ki a ratou, a e mohio ana koutou e kore e haere e koutou, engari rave koutou hiahia tonu.

44. * ina au i roto i ahau ki oku metua *

ahau: i ahau taea te noho i roto i te motokā.

45. Ahau ngenge o whai oku moe, Kei te haere noa ahau ki te ui ki a ratou e haere ana ratou ki te wahi e ka whakatau ia ratou ki reira i muri mai.

46. ​​E kore ahau e mohio pupuri aha ahau he pēke kirihou i te kāinga tonu i te pēke kirihou.

47. I ahau i te peu kino o te tai'oraa i te kuputuhi, me te kore whakautu.

48. E kore matou e hanga a muri ake hoa, tatou tāpiri tika ratou!

49. mahi i roto i ahau i nga ra katoa e meatia e ahau 1 noho-ake i tenei ata ka oho ake ahau.

50. pūkete Facebook Ko toku pūkete nui. Ko te tetahi rerekē, ko te taku pūkete pēke!

51. Getting pissed atu mo te $ 2 ATM utu ka whakatangi $ 300 i runga i te waipiro.

52. Mama: No te aha e na pōrohe tou ruma?

Ahau: Na, ki te tae mai te tangata ki te whakamate i ahau i te po, ka tutuki ratou i runga i te tahi mea, me te mate.

53. E kore e matau ahau te iwi nei e kore ano e whai Facebook. Haere i te OMG ora!

54. noho ngā mātua te wahi tuatahi o to tatou oraraa e whakaako ki a tatou haere me te korero, me te toenga o taua mea korero tatou ki te noho ki raro, a ka tutakina atu.

55. Aue, te reira paki waho. Ahau pai te whakahōu i taku mana Facebook mo katoa o oku hoa e kore e e whai matapihi.

56. here Google, ka taea e koe tika kia tuhituhi ahau i taku kupu i mua i te tīmata koe piri.

57. Kaiako: Ko te pai ki te kore atu i ki te tinihanga!

Ahau: Haha kahore. Ko te pai ki te tinihanga atu i ki te faahiti.

58. hoa: Ka taea e ahau e faitotonu ki a koutou?

Ahau: No koa takoto ki ahau.

59. ahau haere anake i runga i te ipurangi kotahi te ra mo āhua 24 haora.

60. E hiahia ana ahau e whiwhi tahi toku whakaata me te kāmera, me te whakaae i runga i ta te reinga ahau titiro tino rite.

61. He rite toku aroha toku waea .... Ko te te mea whakamutunga kite ahau i te po, me te mea tuatahi e ahau ara ake ki i tenei ata.

62. E kore ko ahau haurangi. Na ka ui koe ki ahau 10 nga wa, ki te ko haurangi ahau. Na kua pissed koutou ahau atu me ahau haurangi ahau.

63. He wahine, e rite ana te pohu ringa. Tangohia te whakakai, ka riro tou whare te.

64. fakatokanga o toku waea '' pūhiko iti '' Ko anake te faaararaa e tango ahau fakamātoato.

65. Ko e taime rorirori ka kei pā ana ki te mea te tahi mea tino tupato, me te tangata koutou e taui te kaupapa ... Bastard kino.

66. Kei te haere ahau ki te kia pera hua i teie mahana! Matau i muri panuku ahau i roto i toku kai rongo.

67. kawea wakarere kua i enei refrigerators hou ki Wi-Fi. WTF? Yeah rite toku waiu, me te hua e hiahia ana ki te whanga ki YouTube ataata.

68. pau ahau 2 tau i roto i te therapy mo toku ma'unimā Phil Collins engari i ahau i te reira. Ki te aroaro katoa! Just tango i te titiro i ahau inaianei!

69. haere People huri noa i te ao, kua pera mangere, e mohio ana ahau Ao ka whawhai 3 e whawhai online!

70. fifili e ahau ki te pai te hari Birthday tonoa e ahau i roto i ki oku hoa Facebook e auraa te taua ki a ratou, ki te mohio ratou i ahau e noho ana i runga i te wharepaku.

71. Kaua e ite motuhake ki te kuputuhi e ahau a koutou hoki i roto i te 2 meneti, Ko nga wa katoa toku waea i roto i toku ringa.

72. I haere ki te tahae i te pēke i tenei ra, engari i herea te pene ki te tēpu.

73. toku whakaaro i mua i te moenga te tikanga e, he aha te wa e haere ana ahau ki te tao- to? He aha e kakahu ahau apopo? He aha te kawhe kia ata whakatakotoria e ahau?

74. wa whiwhi ahau i te ānini tango ahau kia rua nga papa o te ahipirini me te pupuri atu i ngā tamariki tika, ano te pounamu ta.

75. Pai ahau a koutou tae noa farted koe, ka tahuri te MUSIC, ano i haere i te reira ki te taupoki ana i te haunga.

76. ahau e tiaki t ki te pakaru atu oku maihao, ka NOT meinga e ahau haerenga e rua ki te kawe i roto i te 70 o terehia peke!

77. Te afa'iraa mai koutou mōkai i runga ki te whakaata me te te rite "Ko te koe."

78. I te tahi taime e hiahia ana ahau toku kuri i taea e kōrero, engari ka mahara ahau ki te shit haurangi katoa ngā whakaaturia e ia ki ahau te mahi.

79. A, no te tango koe i te selfie e wehingia koe whakaaro aunoa, yep e ka hei toku pikitia kōtaha hou.

80. Take kore ahau he aha kia toku kaumeá pa ki toku waea. E kore ahau e whai i te kaumeá.

81. ahau rawa mahino e founga pākahiko ite no te au uaua ake whakaurua e ahau i roto i nga mea rānei.

82. Ka mea ratou "E kore e inu, ka pei". Well .... inanahi inu ahau i te pouaka wai i eke toku Tricycle. Io. Ahau i te badass.

83. ahau ina ko oku hoa pouri: 268 karere kuputuhi o te tohutohu, me te korero ki a ratou tino e ratou. Na, ina au pouri ahau: Aue, pouri.

84. hanga te tinana tangata toharite te o wheua nui ki te hanga i te tuahiwi o te tangata kotoa.

85. ora ahau 15 tau, kahore ipurangi engari inaianei te mea uaua ki te ora 15 hēkona e tatari ana ki te uta i te whārangi.

86. ahau: * kite rapirapi i runga i toku waea *

Ahau: pea e taea e ahau Aotea te rapirapi i.

87. Ki te ake e ahau kohurutia, Kahore ahau e feaa e ngā whakahuahua toku taioma, toku waea i roto i toku ringa.

88. kakau iwi i runga i Facebook, kitea i roto i te tahi mea ngā, a muri titau i haere mai te reira ki runga i runga i tou newsfeed.

89. A, no te whiwhi ahau i te fare i te kura, i te mea tuatahi titiro ahau mo te mea kai.

90. Ki te i ahau he tāra mo nga konohete e kore i taea e ahau te haere ki ahau pea i taea e haere ki te konohete.

91. A, no te he ruma he pouri me te tino tawhiti atu i te marama, kati ahau oku kanohi ki te ite i toku ara ki te rama.

92. A, no te whakatuwhera e ahau he rohi taro tīpoka tonu ahau i te wāhanga tuatahi no te mea te reira te ara kino rawa.

93. Kaua e titau ki ahau te mea "manaaki koe" i muri i tou Tihe 5. Haere tahi koutou shit.

94. waiho e ahau toku pona ki runga ki te patunga witi. Ka haere mai toku Mama i runga hoki i te toronga a whakaaro ko reira he tauine.

Conclusion: Ko taku māmā e ata $ 1450 pona rawakore

95. whakaaro ahau he whati toku iPhone, aki ahau te pātene te kāinga me ahau tonu i te kura.

96. tino nui toku ruma tohu toku ora, he takirimatia.

97. E kore e iwi Pakira kakahu tāmate kaki polo. Tika mutu ratou ake titiro ano he pukapuka i runga i deodorant.

98. Kaiako: "patua ahau he tangata" tahuri tenei kupu ki kukū kaha'ú.

Kei te "E haere koe ki te haere ki te whare herehere" te tohu āmua: i ahau.

99. Ki te ake kia hopukina ahau e haere ana ahau ki te ui mo te whakahou mana hei utu o te karanga waea.

100. whakaaro ahau i ahau i te raruraru nui. Tenei ata ahau e korero ana i te niupepa, ka kitea e rapu i ahau mo te pātene 'rite'.