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Shit mama Mea atu

Tatou i te reira, e mea o to tatou mama kickass te rota o te shit, ahakoa e kore e ratou ihoa ite i te reira i te wa! I katoa e kore feaa tatou assholes iti, ia matou tamariki na te reira whakauaua maere i haere mai enei mea tipua, me te whakamiharo i roto i to ratou mangai, kei te mahara matou ki te tau mai. Na pai noa, ina riro tatou mau metua, te mea tatou ratou ia tatou. Ru te wehi ... tatou e peka atu ki to tatou mau metua noa ahakoa mea tatou kahore o tatou i pai! Te reira tika mai whakarihariha atu a to tatou e taime no te ite tatou kua tahuri tatou ki to tatou mama. Ko hey e kore te mea i te mea kino! Ka rite ki te tupu tatou i paari ako tatou ki te mauruuru mau pehea whakamataku i to tatou mau mama, me e ko mahi katoa ratou homai ki a matou te aroha mutunga, ka whai ai ki te arata'i ia tatou i runga i te ara tika. Yep, ratou me tonu e wehingia. Titiro ki muri i ta mea ratou, e nehenehe mau tatou i teie nei mauruuru ia ratou, a ka tiki i te tahi mau mana'o mahana, me te makaro e pā ana ki a ratou. Ko ratou hauhautanga!

Maka atu o koutou kanohi ki runga etahi o enei MOMoments angamaheni kua i koe a te kite i te maha kua koutou rongo 1,000 nga wa i mua i a tae noa mea koutou. E mohio ana koe e koe i reira te kahore whakamahi whakakahore ana i te reira, ki te o te akoranga kei te metua koe. Ki te kore, e tia'i noa ee kite ka patua ratou e koe tika i waenganui i nga kanohi i mua i mohio noa koe i te reira.

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Here mai ratou ...


"Kakahu wā katoa underwear ma i roto i te take ki a koutou tiki i roto i te ati."

Rite e kore e tino e ahau kakahu underwear ma? Well pea mana'o ahau.

"Pokaia! Kia pehea te taea e koe te te pokaia? E kore ahau I pokaia i tou matahiti. "
Yeah tika mama, i a koutou e kore, hōhā ake? E kore e ahau te whakaaro kia!

"Kaua e whiti koutou kanohi ranei ka whakatio ratou e ara."
Apii? Ko wai te haere ki te whakatio ratou?

"Kaua e tiki koutou ihu i roto i te iwi whānui."
Te pai e kore i roto i te iwi whānui, engari i te whare he pai.

"Kaua e noho tata rawa ki te pouaka whakaata; ka ururua reira koutou kanohi. "
Na e katoa i raruraru kanohi?

"Ahau e kore kua e korero ki MY whaea rite taua!"
Aue e mohio ana ahau i a koutou, i rongo ai ahau i te reira i te Mother koutou!

"Ka aroha ahau tonu koe - noa'tu te mea."
Te pai e ngā he tetahi raumati, rite tatou e, engari pea e taea e ahau te pana i te bit uaua!

"Wear te ou'a, te reira te maeke me te kore ahau e pai ki a koe te tiki e mate ana."
Ko mama, e kore ahau matao, na he aha te mahi whai ahau ki te kakahu i te ou'a.

"A, no te whai koutou nga kuao o koutou ake ka matau koutou."
Mau ae, pono!

"NOA e koe toku tamaiti."
Te pai mana'o matao, engari au e ahau fakamātoato e kore te tamaiti a muri. Te pai pea kei tika koe, e kite ahau i tou mata.

"Eaha te tuhaa o KORE kore e koe matau?"
Well, matau ahau reira, otiia e kore ahau nga mea katoa i hiahia ki te whakarongo ki a reira tika i teie nei, a ka tangohia e ahau e rite ki te whakawhetai ae!

"I ahau tou matahiti, i ahau ki te haere tekau maero i roto i te hukarere, te ta'uma, i ahau, ki te haere ki te kura."
He aronui, engari e kore e tino au e hoko e ahau tenei! 

"Kaua e hanga mai ahau i runga i reira." 
e mohio ana ahau e kore e rite ki a koutou tino e kore e hiahia ana koe ki te mau te tiki ake me te haere mai ki konei.

"No te mea e ahau i mea na." 
Te pai, e matau ana ahau ki e kore e taea e koe te whakaaro o tetahi atu take.

"Kaua e hanga tahuri ahau tenei motokā a tawhio noa!" 
e mohio ana ahau e tino ratou ngakau koutou, me te mea e rave tatou ka whai tatou kahore terehia, taipa waina ranei! He pai te waina. Otiia e matau ana ahau ki e koutou tumanako e kore e taka e ahau mo reira, a ka whiwhi ahau i te whāki i i te falekoloa tonu.

"E haere ana ahau ki te tatau i ki e toru a ka ki a koe te pai kia i roto i tou moenga." 
e mohio ana ahau e haere ia koutou ki te tatau tino, tino āta me pea maka i roto i te torutoru haurua i roto i reira rawa, engari kua ka koe tetahi mea i roto i tou patu i muri e.

"Ko koe taku tamaiti tino."
Well Au tumanako na ahau, rite au tō tamaiti anake mama ahau!

"Aroha ana ahau ki a koutou mo te hunga e tika inaianei koutou, e kore e tika mo te hunga e meinga e koe."
Aue, e te tino hauhautanga mama, whakawhetai!

"E kore ahau e hokohoko koutou mo te tetahi atu i roto i teie nei ao."
mana'o mahana, me te makaro mataara, pea he roimata ai tupu ki toku kanohi rawa!

"Kahore he mea i taea e koutou ake ake te mahi ki te hanga aroha koutou ki ahau iti."
gosh, e te tino pai. Best mataara ahau te mea e rave e ahau. Aue, hoatu taku kupu ahau te tangata shit atu te ra, tumanako e kore e kitea e ia i roto i, engari ahakoa ka aroha ia ki ahau.

"Korero Iti. Ētahi atu kai. "

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E mohio ana ahau e hiahia ana koe ki ahau mutu te tākaro ki toku kai, me te tika te kai. Te mana'o nei e ahau e hiahia ana koe ki ahau kia hauora, tika?

"Mahara tonu koutou e pai, me te whakawhetai te koe."
tetahi Classic ano. Ka tamata e ahau ki te kia huatau, engari i ētahi wā e kore e taea e ahau te tauturu i te reira.

"Kāti te rere e haere koe ki te whara."
No kore e matau ana ahau ki ahau taku e mea ahau. Crash ... hum, pai i tika a koutou!

"Kaua e slam te tatau. Kei te haere tetahi ki te ngaro i te maihao. "
Ko ahau riri e hiahia ana ahau ki te slam te tatau e ahau. Ouch tino mamae toku maihao i whiwhi ai ki te moka titi i roto i reira. Argh, te ia tika!

"Whakaaro ahau ka titiro tou makawe ahuareka te ara i koe i te reira i te aroaro o."
Well ahau rite i te reira mutu tonu. Well tika i roto i te take, tukua ahau kia haere ki te titiro i roto i te whakaata. Matau ano, e kore te reira te titiro wera rawa.

"Miharo matou ki te i haere mai koe ki a matou mo te Kirihimete."
Te hinaaro nei tino e ahau ki te mahi i toku mea ake tenei Kirihimete, te mahi whai ahau ki te mahi i. Ua papû ia'ue ka waiho ia pai ahau. Te pai e kore e pea, aroha ia ki ahau, me te tika hiahia ana ki te noho i te tahi wa ki ahau!

Āhukahuka ratou? Papau te mahi koe! He te te kouma, noatia, arorau (debatable) me te riri, engari e mohio ana tatou katoa, e kore hawhe o ratou he pono, kahore pea te wahi e ka aroha tonu ratou ki a koe, e kore mea te aha. Aue, MoMoment whakamataku! Kia ara e koe atu i te tahi pearlers ake tou ringaringa mea e kua tou mama.


Na, te mahi mea te rota o te shit, te reira te mea ta te mama, te reira i roto i to ratou wheua ratou, a ka waiho te reira i roto i to koutou wheua rawa! Kei ratou, he poauau i te wa e tika, i matou shits iti, i tipu matou ki runga, tutu ko te ara ki te haere. Tena ko tenei e matau ana tatou ...

E riro te reira tino hauhautanga ki te hopu enei taime, kia taea kata koe koutou kaihe atu hoki ki te tau mai. Kia mataara mama i roto i te mahi, me tona whakaaro mohio katoa, ranei pea e kore e tino whakaaro nui, kia karanga noa o ratou 'momisms'.

He te te ara, he ara maite mīharo ki te mahi i tenei, a ka hoatu koutou mama he mea homai mama ra e kore e wareware ia, a e kore ano koe. Haru i te hunga kupu, me te waihanga i tētahi pēke mahara kickass ki te whakamahara ia o nga tuma kau me nga mea poauau, a mau te mea whakamataku mea ia rawa. Ka aroha ia te reira a ka pea pupuri i mea ratou, tika ki te faariri koe.

Na, e te ataata tika nui? Ko kua rongo matou katoa fafauraa, mau fafauraa o te pūmanawa ngāwari, i kitea e haehae ana ia tatou iho i to tatou makawe i roto i, me te rite ki te maka i te rorohiko i roto i te matapihi. Ki te tīmata koe ki te upoko i roto i te kuwaha, hoki mai, kua ka rongo pai mo koutou e matou. Faitotonu, i reira tino he pūmanawa ataata i roto i reira e ka whai hanga koe i te ataata i roto i te hau, me te m¯am¯ai koe i runga i te hoki mo tou mahi pai. Ai ara whakatau koe kua kitea koe he mahi hou, te reira e ohie!

Nau mai ki te Wondershare Filmora , te pūmanawa māmā whakatika ataata i roto i reira. No kidding. Ka taea e mooni e koe te whakamahi i tetahi pāpāho rite koe i ngā ataata ki kaathu me tetahi atu i roto i waenganui i ki lookg rite te pro. A feruri na i te mata o tou mama rite tapae koutou ia ki te mea homai noa Day he Mother o e ka patoto ana tōkena atu. Ka waiho koe i roto i te pukapuka pai mo te tino.

Na he aha te heck e pera motuhake? Well te reira māmā, tuatahi me te tuarua e taea tino nui te mahi koe i te mea e hiahia ana koe i roto i te mea o meneti, whiwhi i te kiriata titiro pro super hauhautanga. Tapahia, whakatika, hanumi, kuti, tāpiri waiata ( titiro hoki waiata ki te waiata ra ataata koutou Mother o? Tirohia atu to tatou waiata tekau runga mo mama konei i te ra tenei Mother o. ), tāpiri aua korukī mama, te tono pānga motuhake me te ake ki te ihirangi tou ngakau o . Ka potae koe.

He hoki ētahi āhuatanga whakatika whakamataku, e ka e apohia e koe ki te tamata. A ani i te haere i whakarei, miramira me etahi kōwhiringa matatau nei e whai te whakakotahi koutou topenga, waiata, kuputuhi, pānga motuhake me te ake i roto i te jiffy.

E hiahia ana ki te tāpiri i te pa o Hollywood? Well kua tae mai koe ki te wahi e tika ana ... koe e taea e mooni toia, ka maturuturu koutou kōnae ki te Papatohu me te tāpiri i ngā pānga i mo'oni iho ana ratou tika i runga i runga o te kōnae.

Ko te super ohie, engari ki te kore kua ite koe i tetahi momo o te pūmanawa whakatika ataata, ka tukua to tatou ruānuku puai whakamataku te mahi katoa te mahi pakeke hoki koutou. Ko te atamai, me te ngāwari, me te taea e koe te tīpako i ngā kaupapa, me te hanga i makutu! Ae, te ruānuku ko te oranga porehu.

Na inaianei kua tou ataata koutou, he aha i muri? Well taea e koe nga mea katoa rite koe ki reira rawa whakautu ... tukuatu reira tonu ki Facebook, Vimeo YouTube ranei, tahu ai ki te DVD faaite i te reira i runga i tetahi pūrere pūkoro rongonui ranei. Miria koutou ringa, mahi mahi!

Haere i runga i, hoatu ana e ia he piro, ka kia whakawhetai ai matou e koe mo nga tau e ki mai ano piro koe etahi ngā parāone nui! Haere mai me te waihanga etahi makutu.

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